Hey.....
Sorry for not been blogging for sometime. Very busy lately. Final's round the corner..haven't been studying...
Anyway reporting of the present situation....
IT HAS BEEN RAINING COWS AND CHICKENS LATELY!
Yea, seriously...minus the 2 hours of morning shine everyday, the rest of the day is just WET! I mean I wouldn't complain much of the rain, living in such a warm country, the rain actually made KL felt more like Cameron Highlands.
But driving in the rain is just M-I-S-E-rable. Here are a few pointers for u drivers out there...
1) Alwiz empty ur bladder before having a journey home - You are not psychic. U cannot predict if there's a smooth flowing traffic or a massive traffic jam. Or maybe its jus some ass pulling over on the federal highway for a phone call, causing a jam all the way to Klang....The cars are really not moving, that u can actually go down from ur car, walk towards that bastard, give him a bitch slap or two, walk back to your car, and still sing "Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright"...
2) Take ur anti-convulsant medicines before u drive - You won't wanna end up in a BF (Bitchfit) incase u get too upset over drivers who jus zoom n cut into ur lane without putting the signal. "Signal pun mau save ka?"
3) Refuel your car - Ladies....pls...pls..... the orange light beside ur speedometer serves a purpose. Well jus take a wild guess wat is it for...Hmm...my guess will be...it's a LOW FUEL WARNING??... Pls man..the last thing u wanna end up is having NO FUEL, while floating in the KL flashflood... no matter wat hebat 4WD car u drive...(wooo........flood resistant sial)..if u got no fuel...you're as good as No-Wheel-Drive...
4) Guys invest in empty mineral bottles - preferably one with a bigger mouth.. for longer journeys, don't be kiamsiap, get the 1.5L ones..
5) Gals invest in diapers.. for better absorbent try Mami Poko..
6) Lastly - Go HOME before the rain starts to save all the hassles...Fuck the lectures, PBLs, CSUs, tutor-tutee sessions, mentor-mentee sessions, rooftop sessions, watch movie sessions watfuckineva......
Ciaoz
