Model Quality

I swear to god I read "FUCK Models Wanted" the first time I got the card. Anyway I don't qualify for wateva thing they're promoting. So therefore I would like to introduce some of my frens who have Modeling Qualities in them..

Contestants

1) Kevin Tan: Very fashionable. Has the latest hoo-haas in the market. Definitely a good pick ..

2) Woei Lin: Er.. "I'm cute and strong ok"...well I think he shld qualify..just maybe.

3) Bo Ren: Sure can... hands down!

4) Yi Jun: Hmm... strong legs...probably..

5) Alvin Tan Lik Hooi: Definitely the man for the job. Has the Jedi's force which could bring balance to both fashion and style. Good balanced hair dye color (black+strands of white....with some dandruffs). He had been on Diadora advert (see the black diadora suit of his...) and he's featured on the Times Best Selling book (Tips and Tricks on How to Create a Niagara While Asleep...and also the Top 10 Lamest Pickup Lines)

I hope FCUK's business gets better after selecting Alvin Tan.

Andrewsmodels is a very good and established company. Top models like Carmen Soo comes from this Academy. Don't be surprised if one day while u're chilling out in One Utama and you see Alvin and Carmen Soo, hand holding hand, while the other hand holding the light saber..

Flasher Alert..

See the position of his hands while sneaking behind the innocent weight conscious gal. Any second he will take off his asylum suit (which looks like the labcoat) and flash his Ngan Yin nutz at her.

Gal: Ahhhhhhh....flasher....
RF: Muahahaha....i'm the Robocop Flasher...scared or not..
Gal: U..u..u...stay away from me or I'll throw the weighing machine at you...

RF runs away....

Gal: Fuh dat was close, now I can continue weighing myself...
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Actually, he wasn't flashing. He has a leg injury so couldn't wear long pants, hv to wear shorts. Furthermore see the object on his legs? That's his support. So looks like BIONIC legs. But the shorts were abit short...therefore it looks as if the guy's a flasher.

So yall pls don't mistake him as a FLASHER ok. He's a nice guy la..ahahahaha

Spot the Difference

The person on top is the same. She is Tricia. One of my batchmates in IMU. Most of you who reads this might think they are different fellas. Actually it's the same Ganas Gal.hehe

Spot the differences between the two pics. Readers, you can post ur answers in the comment box below. The person who scores the highest gets to own HER. But just a word of caution, she is VERY VERY DANGEROUS...(don't b fooled by the I'm-so-cute Peace sign..)

FUCK FUCK FUCK!

FUCK la.......

My IXUS has just gave way.......

Sent to repair......quoted me a sky-high price of RM503.00

FUCK la.....

so Fucking expensive la balls!

The optical unit of the camera is faulty...u noe wazzat? actually i'm not sure...i think its the lens part...

NEW CAMERA? FIX? WORTH IT? FUCK...FUCK...FUCK.......

haih...

My SURPRISE PARTY

Date: 1st September 2004, 8.30pm
Venue: Daphne's house
Occasion: MOI's BDAY ........

I really didn't expect this surprise party. It started off like this...

Daphne and I was supposed to hv dinner together-gether in Robert Harris. I reached home from classes around 6.00pm. I decided to take a nap b4 I go fetch her. We agreed to fetch her at 7.30pm. I woke up around 7.00pm, ready to go around 7.20pm. Then the msg came in "can u come slightly later? can u leave ur house around 7.45pm?", says Daphne. I said alrite.. Den another msg came in "Can you miss call me when u're leaving ur house.."

Without suspecting anything weird, I did all as above.

So around 7.50pm I left my house, gave her a miss call...and zoom off... The traffic to her house was massive... It's after work, it was a bumper to bumper crawl...

Right at the traffic light outside her house, she gave me a call again. She said...
"Can you buy me panadol? From 7-11..outside my house"
"Wat happened to u?"
"I'm having a lil headache..."
"AGAIN????!!??"
"Nothing serious, just buy me the panadol k...."
"Alrite..." (Half pissed..cos stucked in traffic lights...now hv to buy panadol pulak..)

I had to make a few rounds at the shophouses outside her house, cos no parking and the place was practically jammed kow kow...

So by the time I reached her house, I was PISSED..haha..yea... and on the way there, I didn't see a single suspicious car parked near her house... When I reached her house, I missed call her..
She called me back saying that I need to go in cos she needed to take her medicine..I was like....HAIH....

The moment I stepped into the house, there goes la...... Surprise!!! *Flash* Surprise!!! *Flash AGain* *Flash Flash*...like celebrity...

I can't really explain my feelings at the time. It was almost 50/50 pissed and shocked. So they asked me to say something, I just dunno wat to say and I STONED there for like a minute...

After that only I realise that it was a surprise party for me.....hahaha..congratulations Boren and Daphne ...IT WORKED!!...Both of them are the KEY CULPRITS keke..

Anyway they tried the same thing last year but failed, due to some accidental release of TOP SECRET information.

This time they eliminated all possible flaws...by PAKATING wit my parents too.....and for 3 freagin days, they kept it all from me....haha.....Nice parents....

Anyway I had a fun time there....seriously fun....lotsa ppl came... I think there were 30 of us... Thanks....

I would like to take this opportunity to shout out MANY MANY THANKS to Everybody who attended the Supplies party....hehe....


Keanchoy and Kevin..Wats up there?

The 2 God of Gamblers..Boren and Kenneth

Clockwise: Me, Sharifah, Yvonne and Saw Sian

Ian and I

Saw Sian, Me and Li Lian (person behind can ignore)

Hantu Ju On scaring Me..I'm sooooo scared...

Me...the potential Pimp..

Tiga perempuan gila..

Kean Choy, Boren, Me, Kenneth, Ian, Kevin