Finale..

Finally, the end of the Selective. Our group presentation was not bad today. Well, despite not many slides, but I tot we did our best. A few hiccups here and there (more of technical problems) but overall it was all good. The hiccups were giving us extra shots of adrenaline, despite being already quite nervous for the presentation.

At first the fonts couldn't install. So I thought it was just a glitch, we restarted the IMU computer. Still couldn't install. Fortunately Intan brought her laptop (yea.. all credits to Intan of Group 3). We decided to copy all our presentation and the video into her laptop. Everything went smoothly till 30 seconds before the presentation. The video wasn't projected on the big screen. It's playing seamlessly on the laptop, but why the fuck it's not on the screen. That time was deep shit.

Our presentation has a time limit of 15 minutes. "Excuse me Dr. Hera, can you pls stop the time for a lil while. We're having some technical problems over here...". Well she's ok with that. After mingling around for a few minutes, the video is up and running again. Fuh...relieved..

Other groups did a really good job too, up to the extent it made us feel really inferior. They had so much stuff to talk about, while my group..hahaha...more decorations than content. This is bad..

Tomorrow is the deadline for the 2000 words write-up. Since I finished mine, I decided to hand it up earlier. Don't wanna go to IMU again. The petrol consumption is really killing me. One of my fren Steven Chen saw me handing in my project.

This was wat he said to me...
"Hey Alex, you changed alot from A levels eh..."
 I was like thinking, change about wat? Appearance? Clothing? WAT?
"Serious eh, change wat.."
"U neva hand up ur assignment so early before..."
"Fuck...."

Daily Bitcher...offf

schweet...

My mobile phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in traffic and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorist to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.
      
When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever (wahhhh.....). " I really think you love me..(yezz ar..)," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."

Jaron Summers 
  
 
Wahhhhhhh....

Crappy Selective Report

 
2.51am, July 28th 2004, Wednesday

Ah..finally I'm done with my Behavior Modification Report. I spend many sleepless nites trying to comply to the 2000 words assignment.I can tell ya that the content is just utter shit. Hopefully the lecturer will think otherwise.

I went to Low Yatt plaza today to check out the PDAs. Well there weren't many shops selling it. I'm scouting for the best price for either Tungsten T|3 or E. The best price I got in Low Yatt for Tungsten T|3 was RM1,270.00 with a Palm wireless keyboard. I tot it was too expensive and off my budget. Furthermore I needa get memory cards, which I think will cost me a bomb too.. Tungsten E is around RM 760.00.

So now I'm still contemplating whether to get the T|3 or E. The difference is around 500 bucks. How to get money wei? Some more my frens are asking me to join them for the Redang Trip end of August. Argh..

Will think of a solution soon I guess..check it out in PC Fair first. 30th July to 1st August, 11am to 9pm.

I'm hungry man..not a good thing at this time...but then can't help it la.

Alex Gan's Instant Chicken Ball (Siap in 3 minutes or 10 steps...which ever is faster)

STEPS

1) Take out the packet of Ayamas Chicken Balls from the freezer.
2) With the help of Microwave, you don't hv to defrost it at all..
3) Put it on a Microwave Oven safe plate.
(Caution: You might wanna use Pyrex, Arcopal or Vision plates.. Previous cases show that people who failed to comply with this step experience burns and worst of all, NO Allowance on that particular month..becos they blew up their mum's Microwave.)
4) Microwave Chicken Balls for 3 minutes
5) During this time, you'll prepare the sauce.
6) What you need is Mayonnaise and Maggi Chilly Sauce.
7) Mix them together on a ratio of 2:1
8) Tinggggg!!!..The Chicken ball is ready. Take it out from the microwave.
9) Drain excess water.. Pour on the plate
10) Ta-da.. ur instant meal is ready..

Note: The author of this recipe is not responsible for any blocked coronaries..

FUCK man..this is NOT healthy at all...

Regular bitchings..

There was a article in the Sunday Star yesterday which I find so true. The title was " Men can shop...seriously!"

I guess the statement nowadays really do apply to men. If you think men just sit on the comfy chair outside the MNG boutique, waiting for their other half to finish shopping while complaining and stuff like that, THEN you're dead WRONG!

I'm not surprise to see if a guy DRAGS his gf into a CK shop.

Well there are many reasons in which men nowadays do alot of shopping. The main reason will be the influence from the wife/gf...(oppsss...). Besides that, blame it on the designers. Designers nowadays do not just cater much for women, but also have alot of impact to men. Brands like FCUK, Guess?, and AX do have really nice men clothes *winks*..haha

But why would people spend alot of money just on clothes and other stuff? Shopping is a total waste of precious time too!! I still think guys shouldn't shop.. David Beckham is giving lotsa bad influence to guys nowadays...

Yall agree wit that rite??? 

PICTURE OF THE DAY

 

What do you think of the picture above? Do you think the brand name is a bit misleading for the product. Pure vegetable ghee, but brand name 5 Cows? Hmm... is cow a new vegetable?

 

Maybe they can put the brand as

 

5 COWS

MINYAK SAYURAN TULEN

(DIBUAT DARIPADA 5 LEMBU SEJATI)

 

I feel that the product cannot convince its buyers and therefore should be sent to SIRIM to be tested again. In case there are slight traces of not ONE but 5 Lembu(s) products in there..

 

Daily bitcher...off...

The Legendary Sharifah aka Salipah

We had hospital visit in Seremban today. Well it was part of our selective. We had to interview a patient undergoing Behavior Modification and do a presentation on it. The presentation is 40% while the rest is a 2000 words individual write-up.

During the hospital visit, I managed to get a few candid shots of my legendary fren..

who can talk on the phone for HOURS, 
NOT knowing that there was someone behind her,
making herself at home on a IMU couch,
and still talk after the candid shots were taken..

RESTECPA!!

To get a better idea of WTF I'm talking about..see below..


Talking on the IMU couch while waiting for other ppl..


Shocked...


NOT SHY at ALL!!
Asyikin by her side.. 

ALEX-SALIPAH TALK..
"Lepak at the couch like dat, making urself at home isit..?"
"Comfortable mer..hehe.."   Salipah trying to act cute..
"You think wat, ur dad just bought the uni..?"
"Ala lepak la..."
"Who called?"
"Fren ler..."   Luffing while talking on the phone..it's so Salipah..
"Huh? You got any meh?"
"Of course la...."
"YEZZ ar??"
Then Sharifah doing funny faces..not like anyone of yall dunno rite...

BUT  THEN
Sharifah budak baik,
Sharifah tak bising,
Sharifah suka tolong orang,
 
Saya kawan Sharifah,
Saya suka Sharifah,
Saya suka bohong.

.........

There are a few things I would like to say:

1. CNN.com: "Miner digs up a "oh my fuckin god" 182 karat diamond". This stone is four fucking times bigger than the HOPE diamond man... Imagine me digging it up... chicks will be digging me all the way from Timbaktu man..



2. I'm fuckin broke...



3. I wanna get the PDA model Tungsten T3



4. I wanna get a new pair of Puma shoes



5. I'm fuckin broke...

Anyway it's already day 9 and the chopper in Sarawak hasn't been found yet... Everybody's praying hard for the seven passengers to be alive..

Statement of the Day..

"Studying Medicine is a gamble of TIME and MONEY.." 
  -Uncle Lim-
 
How true is the above statement?
 
Well, my education fees is squeezing my dad dry all the way to the bones already...
 
By the time I graduate from a basic medical degree, I'll be 25. After that I'll spend a number of years doing housemanship and etc. By the time I'm fully established, I'll probably be 32-35 years old. By this time I would be really happy already to own my first car..probably a Wira or something.
 
BUT, my frens who's not studying medicine, by this time, I'm sure they would hv probably own a Volvo or those with really good jobs, a BMW 318i.
 
Oh well, for the love of this field, I'm not suppose to possess this mentality. The reason I took up medicine was because it was a childhood ambition, and I also think its something I shld accomplish in life. Well all those will be on top of the 'model answers'; save more ppl's life; promote healthy lifestyle blablabla...
 
Oh well, that's life man..life sux...or rather.....WHAT LIFE??? 
 
Daily Bitcher..signing off..

Pray for safety

I dedicate tis post to my fellow blogmate Jemima whose dad has been involved in the missing Hornbill Skyway Helicopter, carrying 7 passengers from Miri to Limbang..

Pray for their safety and hope the rescue team find them soon....

Sale!Sale!Sale!Sale!Sale!...woohoo..

I just got this card tis morning...Firstly I would like to thank the postman for not losing it..becos if he did, I would hv missed out on this superb bargain!



With discount up to 80% sial...and if I bring tis card I get 10% off on top of that... is tis fun or wat??????

I think I better save some money already..its 8 days from the sale..I'm sure I can do it..hahaha

FCUK rox!!

Cool Car..

Sorry for not been blogging for the past two days. Hv been very busy.. Yea..yea..i noe..the site is named 'daily' bitchings...sorry ler.. Anyway promise to keep up to date..

I was driving that day and I came across the coolest car of all time... I shall let the pictures do the job.


Actual car image from BMW


The backside of BMW 645Ci which I caught

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THE NEW BMW 6 SERIES COUPE

"Building on BMW’s thoroughbred sports coupe heritage, the 6’s aggressive lines and low-slung kidney-grille project a dynamic spirit and a compelling sense of style. Behind the wheel, it’s pure passion. A heart-pounding launch to 60 mph in a mere 5.5 seconds*, fired by a 4.4-liter V-8 engine and controlled by a precise 6-speed STEPTRONIC automatic transmission. Exceptional performance and level handling in the fastest corners with BMW’s innovative new Active Roll Stabilization (ARS). Refined luxury and a near-obsessive attention to the smallest of details. The New 6 Coupe. Exceed expectations."

Note of Advice:
Actual acceleration results may vary, depending on specification of vehicle; road and environmental conditions; testing procedures and driving style. These results should be used for comparison only and verification should not be attempted on public roads. BMW urges you to obey all posted speed laws and always wear safety belts. hahahahahaha....



Anyway..who wants to watch Arthur?? I'm up for it..

Daily bitcher...off...

My Toys

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The above comes in a package, CARS and BABES

R.I.P

It has been providing after-meal desserts to my family for almost 17 years. Until lately, the production has decreased, up to a level that it's only standing pretty there, a nest for red ants and a major contributor of 'suspense' to my family during thunderstorms.

My Mango tree has been there since I moved into this house. I watch it grow, watch it bear fruits, watch the fruits being eaten by bats, squirrels, fuckin DBKL rubbish collector..and yesterday..one fine Sunday..I see it being chopped down clean..

Well, I feel kinda sad tho..I mean it's not any big hoo-haa, but the sentimental value is there..It feels like it has been part of us, the family already..


Beloved Mango Tree
SEQUENCE OF EVENTS


and finally...


Sad isn't it..


Dad: Good la no more mango tree..
Mum: Yea lor...

Dedicated to my Mango Tree (1987-2004)

Maybe I’ve been here before
I know this room, I’ve walked this floor
I used to live alone before I knew you

I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
Love is not a victory march
It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah
(Excerpt from Hallelujah by Rufus Wainwright)
P/S: Sorry Jemima hehe..no more mangos for ya..

Your Daily Bitcher off..

PD Weekend

I'm back..I'm back!!

I'm back from PD after my tiring weekend. The trip was alrite. Stayed in my aunt's house, layan-ing all the spoilt cousins (age 4-7).

Dial-up sux big time. It took almost forever just to load Soccernet. Well managed to do some basic stuffs like checkin my mail as such..

While my parents do a lil bit of country-side cruising wit my aunt, I watched a few DVDs. Was fuckin bored in the house man. Also, thank god those 'spiderman-wannabe' cousins were out of the house.

I watched two Colin Farrell's show. THE RECRUIT and PHONE BOOTH. Ok I'm not really a big fan of him, but these two shows are the ones that I haven't watched. Well the first one was alrite..not really a bomb..but the second one..hmm...the second one was MIGHTY CHEAP. OMG la, the whole movie revolves only around a fuckin phonebooth. Damn fuckin cheap wei the whole show. Storyline was alrite..but the production cost were just..pathetic..

The whole show were just about the negotiations between Colin and the police officer..

"Stay off the phonebooth.."
"No i'm not going to..neh neh neh neh poo poo.."
"I said come out of the phonebooth or I'll..I'll...shoot u.."
"Den come shoot me u big ugly bitch..neh neh poo poo..."
(Repeat the above dialog for 2 hours..thats basically the show)

Something like above but exagerated...

Oh well, both movies helped me past time in my aunts house..so yea..thanks alot Colin..

Emo imbalance..heh..

"A guy may flirt during the day, but the ONE gal he thinks of everynite b4 he sleeps, is the ONE he'll pour his undying love to.."

I strongly agree wit the statement above...

Boob Watch Episode 2

Welcome viewers to another episode of Boob Watch. The following picture was taken in Taman Tun.


Beehenti??? hHAahaha
From the picture, you may realise that the word written there is BEEHENTI.

Well wat does BEEHENTI mean? Does it mean that the BEE, must HENTI when it sees tis sign. Or isit a mixture of English and BM (so much love between the two languages), meaning Be-Henti like when ppl say Be-Hold in two syllabi?

Oh well, maybe they just wanted to put BERHENTI? hmmm..anybody thought of dat? yea..maybe..maybe....

Are all these bandaraya ppl so dumb? When they put up the bledy signboard, don't they check it b4 hand? Or maybe its like a grand opening kinda thing, where before the signboard is put up, it's wrapped in really nice papers with a huge ribbon on it, standing pretty there for the Ketua to dig a hole in the ground and shove it in?? After that all the reporters take picture and clap and applause and mexican wave watsoeva..

The next thing u noe when they unwrap it...B.E.E.H.E.N.T.I...everybody scratches their head and go...
"woooo....",
"teruknya.....",
(babies crying in the background),
"mak..apa tu beehenti??"..
"WAT THE???"

Pls la for god's sake, if you want ppl to obey the law buy looking at signboards and stuff, make sure the signboards are correct la...

P/S: Dr. Goodlinguist who hosts this show is on MC. He had a tongue infection. Oh well I'm sure everybody misses him, he's such a cunning-linguist.

Random Pics of the Day

HOW TO PREPARE FOR A GREAT SALE
This is one funny pic I got off the net..haha..well I guess it's true for really crazee shoppers..

Behavior Modification

Today was my first day of the Selective course. Of three options presented (Pharmacology, Physiology and Behavioral Science), I chose the third.

Frankly, I'm still sticking to the abbreviation of BS, which means Bull Shit rather than Behv. Science.

But its all good cos the lecturer who briefed us today was OK looking.. :) Anyway the theme for this stream of selective is known as Behavior Modification. Yes, I noe, NO JARGONS allowed!!!...well err..in layman's term means 'to be a better person'..i guess.

I didn't noe there were so much TECHNICAL explanations to the word Behavior. I mean, we use it everyday without knowing the actual meaning. I'm sure Aunt Doris know balls abt it when she ordered u to sit down on the chair quietly, eat ur vege and 'behave' urself..innit?

Oh...you think i'm kidding??? Ok take tis test.

Which of the following is(are) a BEHAVIOR?

1. Kicking your neighbour's cat
2. Spying on ur backdoor neighbours
3. Shouting 'Shutdafuctup' at ur 60 year old lady neighbour who keeps complaining to ur mum dat u kicked her cat..
4. You got 100% pissed off at ur neighbour


and


5. Skip selective classes for the rest of the four weeks

During classes today, I said to Kenneth..

"Eh maybe we shld do some case study on ppl's sexual behavior..
"Like wat..?"
"Like why ppl are into wanking or other stuff.."
"YeA man, I was thinking of that too..can do research on why they like anal sex la, urine sex la, faeces sex la, beastality la..right..??"
"Ok cool it bro, getting way out of hand oredi.."
"Haha.. yea man..but its still cool eh.."

Well, my group is not that bad after all ya know.. We got celebrity ok..*hint* :)

Daily bitcher off...

Lalalalalalala

Below are Top 5 Things To Do in a Cinema to irritate others, besides talking on the cellphone..

1. Go “tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk” loudly at every kissing scene
2. During horror movies, keep singing the theme to “Jaws” (dum dum… dum dum… dum dum dum dum dum dum…)
3. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave
4. During a sensitive scene, stand up and say loudly, “I go shee-shee now, can?”
5. Use a laser pointer and point the beam at the screen, especially at character’s private parts

The Renal System CA wasn't dat bad after all. Well its better than the Reproductive System CA, for me...

The exam is over, but I'm still feeling rather stressed out. Must be the heat..it's really killing me. I'm up for any sports now. Futsal, Badminton, Soccer anybody???

Selective is soooooo Fun...

This was a conversation which happened tis afternoon, while i was still half awake. Ian called me and said...

"Eh, do you noe who's group of selective ur in?"
"Who?" (Still half awake..but not expecting something pleasant)
"Hahahaha..Ericsson's.."
(Fuck....) "Serious ar?"
"Yea.."
"Who are the others in my group?"
"Got Fairuz, blabla.."
(Some others i cannot remember..was half awake told jah)
"Haih..What about urs?"
"Mine oso not really cool la..Boren's one is quite happening. Got Kevin, Yvonne etc..."
"Wah quite nice..."
"Woei Lin's one oso quite bad...got Vimal and others."
"I guess selective's not meant to be fun ler..all groups look equally awful..haha"
"Yea..haha..just to let you noe ler.."
"Thanks dude"

By this time I'm very awake, seems like I've just taken 2 shots of expresso..Fuckin hell!!!!...Selective was suppose to be fun..well now its REALLY REALLY FUN..Argh..

I was told some more that we hv classes EVERY FUCKIN day of the week except friday, 1.30-3.45pm..wat a fuckin strategic time..Well can't blame IMU, they just hv very lil sense of time...

I'm off to study for my exams tmr. Another thing to stress abt..

FUCK...