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Renal System is really killing me... HELP......

Survey...

A week has passed since the first time i blogged. Thank god my blog is looking quite decent, well not as powderful as those experts..but still learning.

So what do you think of this blogsite?

More pictures or less pictures? Hving lotsa pictures actually slows down those dial-up users..well we broadband users..Who cares?!? haha

Anyway if you blogders (blog readers) can kindly put ur comments/complains/compliments in the COMMENTS page below...I'll try to do what I can..

Thanks..

Your Daily Bitcher,
Alex

Good ol M'sia..

Comparison of cornflake packages: Koko Krunch vs Choc Crunchies, Honey Stars vs Honey Twinkies
On Sunday, I went to one of Malaysia's leading hypermarket in Kelana Jaya. While my mum was shopping around for household items, I was wandering around the cereal section. I can't help but notice the above cereals placed side by side.

Was lucky to have my camera next to me. To avoid the complex workers enquiring me why the hell am I spying on their stuff, I decided to just chuck all four boxes of regular sized cereals in the trolley. I wandered off to an area with less people, took out my camera and "Say cheese..you cornflake boxes.." Flash and flash and looking around for workers

The cereals on the right of the pictures are Made in Malaysia, while Koko Krunch and Honey Stars, well, I'm sure u know which company makes em..

The thing is, can't WE put better names for the exact immitation of products. Its damn funny rite when you see the name, Honey Twinkies..hahaha. what kinda new corny names are these. Koko Krunch became Choc Crunchy. Imagine if they try to immitate Cocoa Pops, probably will become Kuku Poops or something..haha..

For god's sake la, change the bledy name ler..hehe maybe you can put Star's Delight or something instead of Honey Twinkies..haha..Twinkies..I'm having twinkies now. Sounds like the name of a dog wei.

And one more thing, even tho the mascot of the manufacturer is a BIGSCARYUGLY DINORIDER, don't ever put the bledy pic on the packaging la. These cereals will be consumed mainly by kids. Don't you think that BIGFATUGLYGOODFORNOTHING monster will scare them away? Maybe you can consider endorsing Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck to be the mascot or something. This is good investment. And the color of the packaging is ridiculously OUT. OUT. and OUT. Who will buy cereals (Chocolate/Non-chocolate) in a GREEN cover?..well I won't..

Who cares about YOU giving 25% extra cereals? Wow..so much ler...

As a conclusion, the sales of the product reflects the failure to have a good packaging. As I see from the cereal section, most of the Koko Krunch or Honey Stars hv been sold, while BIGFATUGLYMONSTER cereal is collecting dust..

So yea ta-da..dats all for today..your Daily Bitcher signing off..

The Jinx of Holland Reversed...

Holland
Today is H.I.S.T.O.R.I.C.A.L ... Holland finally reversed the jinx which has been haunting them for over 12 years. Dick Advocaat's side have been bedevilled by penalty shoot-out misery since 1992, going out of the last three European Championships and the 1998 World Cup. This time they won the penalty shoot out by 5-4...

The match yesterday was simply nail-biting. Two swedish player's shot on targets (Larsson and Ljungberg) were reflected by the goal-post..How unlucky..while Holland can't seem to grasp their opportunity well to get the ball to the back of the net..


Anyway, Woooooo Hooooooo...looks like not all the big guns are out of Euro 2004 eh. Holland will meet Portugal in the semis, and that is not going to be an easy task. They need to stay focus and be less erratic.

GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE! GO ORANJE!

Boob Watch Episode 1

In today's episode of Boob Watch, I'll like to bring you to Bukit Jalil. The picture below is found on the parking ticket machine of IMU...




The Show
"Hi good day, my name is Dr. Goodlingua. Today I'll be your host for non other than...BOOOOOooooOOOoooOOOOOoOOOb Watch!!! In the above picture featured today, you can easily see three major language mistakes."

Word 1
Written: Tuggu
Correction: The word that they wanted was TUNGGU. This word is often mispelled, due to the extra number of Gs. Other than that, people might spell it as dungu, tugu, or duku.

Word 2
Written: Untill
Correction: Word supposed to be was UNTIL. No further comment on this, serves the meaning, just the extra L. This is a very common mistake

Word 3
Written: Bearing
Correction: The correct word is BARRIER. Person who wrote this obviously do not know the spelling of the word. He/she only knows how to pronounce it. Bearing refers to direction, while Barrier is just..erm..barrier..haha..this is so funny...hahaha..I'm luffing my ass off..hahaha

The End

Till then..see ya in another episode of BOOOoooooooBie Watch.....

Fine Food.....

Fruitcake recipe

You will need:
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
  lemon juice
  nuts
1 gallon whiskey

Instructions
1. Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
2. Take a large bowl.
3. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
4. Pour one level cup and drink.
5. Repeat.
6. Turn on the electric mixer; beat up 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
7. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
8. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.
9. Turn off mixer.
10. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
11. Mix on the turner.
12. If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beatererss, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
13. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
14. Next, sift 2 cups of salr. Or something. Who cares?
15. Check the whiskey.
16. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
17. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
18. Whatever you can find.
19. Grease the oven.
20. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
21. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
22. Throw the bowl out of the window.
23. Check the whiskey again.
24. Go to bed.

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway????

This is a recipe for a fruitcake.

Thani = Papa Patho, Papa Patho = Thani

Time: 3.45am
I was trying to read Thani's notes..renal is killing me man..



Time: 3.47am
Having lotsa color marker pens do no good



THANI SUX!!!

Portugal Querer Torna-se Vencido, andar England!!!

Translation to the above statement "Portugal will lose, Go England"

Euro 2004 Quarter-Finals

First MatchEngland vs Portugal
PAST ENCOUNTERS
21-05-1961 Portugal England 1 - 1
25-10-1961 England Portugal 2 - 0
17-05-1964 Portugal England 3 - 4
04-06-1964 Portugal England 1 - 1
26-07-1966 England Portugal 2 - 1
10-12-1969 England Portugal 1 - 0
03-04-1974 Portugal England 0 - 0
20-11-1974 England Portugal 0 - 0
19-11-1975 Portugal England 1 - 1
03-06-1986 Portugal England 1 - 0
12-12-1995 England Portugal 1 - 1
22-04-1998 England Portugal 3 - 0
12-06-2000 Portugal England 3 - 2
07-09-2002 England Portugal 1 - 1
18-02-2004 Portugal England 1 - 1Expected line-ups:

Portugal: Ricardo, Miguel, Jorge Andrade, Ricardo Carvalho, Nuno Valente, Luís Figo, Costinha, Deco, Maniche, Ronaldo and Nuno Gomes.

England: James, G Neville, Terry, Campbell, A Cole, Beckham, Lampard, Gerrard, Scholes, Owen and Rooney.

Referee - Urs Meier (Switzerland)

Linesmen - Francesco Buragina (Switzerland), Rudolf Kappeli (Switzerland)

Can this youngster make a difference in this match?

Palm this Palm that Palm this Palm that....

<-- Palm Zire 72

Built-in Camera (1.3Mpixels)

312Mhz Processor

32MB Memory

Built-in SDIO Slot and Bluetooth

65K color with (320x320) Transflective Screen

Built-in Voice Recorder and Speaker

PRICE: RM1128.00



Palm Tungsten C -->

802.11b Wifi Compliant

400Mhz Processor

64MB Memory

High Resolution (320x320 65K with Transflective Display

Built-in Speaker

Built-in Bluetooth

PRICE: RM1600.00



<-- Palm Tungsten E

126Mhz Processor

32MB Memory

Built-in SD slot

High Resolution (320x320) 65K color with Transflective Display

Built-in Speaker

PRICE: RM788.00



Palm Tungsten T3 -->

Built-in Bluetooth

400Mhz Processor

64MB Memory

Built-in Voice Recorder

Built-in SDIO Slot

High Resolution (640x480) 65K color with Transflective Display

Built-in Speaker

PRICE: RM1488.00


Sad to say..but my Sony NZ90 CLIE has been returned to its original owner, that is my sista. I'm planning to get a Palm.. So which of the above will be a suitable one for me?

My budget will be around RM1000 under certain circumstances only..I may get a better price in PC Fair 2004, which according to Emily will be this coming July. Or I might just get a 2nd hand one..

The 2nd deal is so good that the price these people are selling is just 1/2 of the original price..so what do yall think?

BRANDNEW     VS     2nd Hand

SO????

May the world be a better place...

The news of the brutal slaying of South Korean hostage Kim Sun-il in Iraq has been met with sorrow and outrage around the world..

In the video broadcast Sunday, Kim cried in English, "Please get out of here. I don't want to die. ... Your life is important, but my life is important."

        Newspaper reports in S.Korea                  Commuters watching horrow massacre


          Parents of Kim grieving                              Muslims praying for Kim's safety

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Heal the world
Make it a better place
For you and for me
And the entire human race
There are people dying
If you care enough
For the living
Make a better place
For you and for me

excerpt from Michael Jackson - Heal The World
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

What has the world become today?
Share ur opinions in the Comments...

Wooo Hooo..England won..even tho their defence was sucky!!

Well by now, those of you who hv checked the soccer website shld know that England beat sorry Croatia by 4-2...on a fine day for England la that is..hehe

Today was a pretty good day. Lunch at Steven's corner was superb la. I managed to take some NOT-SO-COOL Jenn Yi's picture..hehe..and also abit of Boren's stressed out picture.


Boren: Where's my fuckin banana leaf meal..I've waited here for almost one fuckin hour..
(Oh well, a hungry man is a angry man)


Jenn Yi with her tongue action.She was making faces directed to Kevin sitting next to me..childish..This happened after the banana leaf meal, do you realise the HORNY look on Boren's face?...yea..'after meal' effect..


Jenn Yi: Alex...why you taking picture of me ler...
-no comment- (just plain yong sui)

After banana meal I had my third CSU(Clinical Skills Unit) session.(This blog is not read only by you IMU studs ok). Anyway today we did something known as Catheterization. It means that passage of a tubular, flexible surgical instrument that is inserted into a cavity of the body to take out fluid.In this case, we were suppose to drain out urine. We got to practice it on a model..


God noes whose hands are those and what they're doing..


Kenneth the 'To San' gets fascinated with the female vagina model..

3 Lions..

England needs only a draw to qualify for the semifinals of EURO 2004

At half time

England 2-1 Croatia


England!! England!! England!! England!! England!! England!! England!! England!! England!! England!!


Stay Tuned...

Dream shoes... Predator Pulse A3

This shoe caught my eyes a few months ago..until now I still think its price is still out of reach.


Profile: Power,Swerve,Accuracy.
Design: New metallic silver with three red to silver stripes.
Surface: Turf,Hard surfaces
Brand:Adidas
Ratings:*****


Price: A massive amount of £68.09


SIGH....

Taken today with my NZ90 Clie..

This is Jen Ping aka Ten Ping. On her neck now is what is known as a Choker. Can you see how happy she is to be 'choked'?haha..behind her is a guy named Kenneth..pakar berjudi...


Hmm..Wat hv we got here?? The girl within the red circle is the self-proclaimed Porn Queen..damn not shy..well her name's Yi Jun aka Bruno's Mummy..and btw..Bruno's da name of her dog.

Portugal Vs Spain

Time:2.25am

"TAKE SPAIN N BET ON SPAIN.......

PORTUGAL WILL DEFINETLY OUT OF THIS TOURNAMENT......

GOOD LUCK......"

-anonymous-

P/S: Btw...the fella who wrote above..his english sux..haha

Is it true? That Portugal will be out of this tournament?

The ultimate game is on NOW.Can Portugal take on unbeaten Spain after a poor starting performance and shaky defence.Meanwhile Spain is looking quite lethal, especially with their deadly wingers Joaquin(R) and Vicente(L)...

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Time:4.45am

+++++Nuno Gomez of Portugal scored the only goal in the match on the 57th minute+++++

Final score 0-1

On the other hand Russia 2-1 Greece

Sad to say, Spain do NOT qualify for EURO 2004. As for the 'anonymous' fella above whom I guess must have put a massive bet on Spain..you can kiss GOODBYE to your money..muahahaha..Man..you really give bad advices..hehe :)

Group A          P W D L F A Pts 

1.   Portugal    3 2 0 1 4 2 6 

2.   Greece      3 1 1 1 4 4 4 

3.   Spain       3 1 1 1 2 2 4 

4.   Russia      3 1 0 2 2 4 3 

Stupid Holland..

Now that I've got my Gmail already, do you think I shld stop blogging? Anyway my new Gmail account alexgck@gmail.com - credits to Jackson my man

Today's A Good Day: Happy Father's Day, Dad!!!

Today's A BAD Day: Holland Fuckin Lost to Czecholasiaokia, however you fuckin spell that.. &&@$%$@#^@#

More Blogs to come tmr...stay tuned

3 Reasons why I Blog...

I used to bitch about people having no life but to just blog day and night..i guess i kinda changed my perception now..

3 reasons to why i blog..
(according to priority)

1) My friend just introduced me to the fascinating Gmail..hmm..very interesting

2) I guess tis is a good place to actually LIE..I mean when i go anywhere..then i can sorta like manipulate the events NOT happening there..sshh..in dat case..my parents won't noe a thing..

3) I hv no life..